The guy who takes such a huge hit of the bong that the whole chamber turns completely white with smoke. Milkman status is usually followed by heavy coughing and tearing eyes.
"Dude, look at that huge hit Ben is taking. He's the milkman."
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When you get spices in your eyes, so your friend has to jack off into your eyes to soothe them.
Damn, I got curry in my eyes again! Don't worry - I'll give you the ole milkman curry. That'll do the trick.
To masturbate furiously in the morning.
Paul was caught knocking the milkman out by his wife yesterday.
That moment when you have a breakdown over being horny.
"Dude's going apeshit over that anime girl"
"Milkman moment."
A very pale or light skinned child, who is much lighter than one or both parents.
My baby is so pale with blond hair and blue eyes, his father and I joke that he must be the Milkman's Baby.
Typically a man with a gigantic dinosaur penis that is a male escort or male striptease hired to attend a party pretending to be a milkman.
Bro I just found out Mike is a Naughty Milkman every Friday and Saturday he is sent out to strip at private parties.
To briefly look over or check on something
"Hey Michael, could you come and have a milkmans glance at this?"
"I just gave Toms project a quick milkmans"