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A pathetic excuse for a human, much less for an aristocrat. A scrawny, towheaded, false-tanned, attention-grabbing imbecile who defecates all over her dignity in order to be noticed.
A vapid run-of-the mill dyed-blonde bimbo who can't even speak her own language properly, is famous simply for her family's money and for her sex-life (as well as for her so-called "beauty"), has not done a thing to earn her fame and does not deserve a penny of her fortune.
A failed abortion/miscarriage who gulps and bathes in the semen of the pitifully desperate males who find her attractive enough to screw, has no respect for herself (much less for those of lower social status), is an absolute redneck, and can insert a redwood log into her gaping vagina.
And those who claim that Paris Hilton's detractors are "gelous/jalous/jellous" (the correct spelling being "jealous"), what is there to be jealous of? This mooching slut has money and "fame", yes, but where is her talent? Where is her dignity? Where is her intellect? She has none of these.
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Ugly, scrawny, stupid cunt who the media wants us to think is sexy, due to one of her ancestors getting into the business of renting rooms which, much like Paris herself, are often completely coated in semen.
The next guy who says he wants to fuck Paris Hilton, I'm gonna stab him in the eye with one of those pens that you click the tip in and out.
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Paris Hilton is a waste of internal organs and oxygen. She is a stupid ass ho who has no talent whatsoever and deserves to burn in hell for all of eternity. The world would be a much better place if someone shot her dead. Her show the Simple Life annoys the hell out of me. It is incredible how someone can be so utterly stupid. Her looks are horrendous and she has the biggest nose in the history of humanity. She also looks stoned in all her pictures.
(the following was actually in a magazine)
"So, Paris, how was Europe?"
"Europe was like, awesome! Except everyone spoke French there."
I want to meet Paris Hilton so I can shoot her in the knees.
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A person who dosn't care about other peoples feelings and is a rish, snoby bitch who thinks she's cool because she had sex with a stranger way to good for her. She had to pay him.
Paris Hilton: Hey, do you want to have it with me?
Guy: No
Paris Hilton: You must have misunderstood me, do you want to have you-know-what with me?
Guy: I can hear you, I just dont want to do it with a...ummm...sorry, what species you?
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Paris Hilton= Jail Bait
Prisiner #1- Check out the 'bait over there!
Prisiner #2- I didn't know girl prisiners were allowed to have no pant's on!
Prisiner #1- Who cares.. It just makes easy access..
Prisiner #2- Oh wait.. Its just paris hilton.. No matter what she wears.. Its always easy access
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Paris Hilton: TX: (PAIR-ass HEIL-tun)
1. A lazy rich bimbo/snob who thinks s(he) can do whatever s(he) wants because his/her Capitalist Pig daddy can pay for it. Aka The American Dream gone out of whack.
2. A bad word.
Paris Hilton: living proof that cash ain't everything.
Example 1. <The President's family is just full of Paris Hiltons.>
Example 2. <The Boston Strangler once murdered someone by stabbing her up the Paris Hilton.>
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A whore that needs to give me some of her freaking money and stop carrying around that stupid ugly ass dog of hers.
Oh my god, Paris Hilton is a slut!
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