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pencil-pushing prophet

your typical white-collar employee. he often does meaningless and repetitive work such as copying-and-pasting or entering details from 9 to 5 on week-days. he is not only mildly bored by his job, but genuinely resents it. he also usually has a handful of people above him on the coperate ladder whose asses he is regularly forced to kiss.

I was sick of being a pencil-pushing prophet so I told my boss to stuff it.

by Ishta October 7, 2006

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Obese The Prophet

a white rapper/producer from Portland, ME

Bro have you heard the new Obese The Prophet album on iTunes?? Buy it!!!

by ObeseTheProphet February 7, 2010

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Sir Prophet Shootah

A man who puts the bros before them hoes. His quotes are better than Kanye West's tweets.

Yo, Sir Prophet Shootah has just released another quote

by Shooterah August 4, 2020


roses of the prophet mohammed

The name for Danish pastries, adopted by bakers in Iran in late February 2006, as a protest against the propogation of Danish cartoons representing images of the Prophet Mohammed.

We will have roses of the prophet mohammed with tea for breakfast, inshala.

by Scott J. March 7, 2006

59๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Prophet's Beard

Derivative of appreciation for the beard. Furthermore, the beards of Israel's prophets, because they were forbidden to cut them (Lev. 19:27, 21:5).
Whether a man or a woman, a facet of one's personality CAN be dubbed "Prophet's Beard" if used in the correct context. This given context must include a physical aspect that is paired with one's personality (ie. guitar, comb, or book). Consequently, one can have multiple Prophet's Beards.

-Term invented by John T. Boruff.

1. An interjection of excitement.
2. Another phrase for "cool."
3. An expression of one's personal hobby.

1. Duuude! Prophet's Beard!! Shaaw...
2. Aw man, that is sooo Prophet's Beard.
3. My guitar is my Prophet's Beard, because it is used for one of my hobbies.

by John T. Boruff May 2, 2004

2๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Scrodo The Prophet

a true psychic who resides in the small town of Whippany, New Jersey. He is pretty well known across the internet and known to appear on 4chan.org

Scrodo The Prophet knew that Obama would be elected president.

by Alicia Abbs March 5, 2009

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non-prophet group

Any organization or gathering of realistically-practical and open-mindedly compassionate people who are genuinely trying to assist their fellow humans with specific problems, and who wish to do so in a sane rational truly-effective "real world" manner, without trying to force a huge load of prejudiced acridly-critical theological "tough love" babble down the throats of the unfortunates who are seeking their help.

I hate it when non-prophet groups are labelled as "heathen" or "atheist" --- heck, they're just trying to actually provide people with what they really need, but without being destructively judgemental... what's so horrid or "sinful" about that???

by QuacksO August 10, 2018