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A person of pale complexion which is the result of a diet purely made up of chips, normally of the oven variety.
A Russian exhibits the following characteristics:
A) Allergic to cats / dogs
B) Has an addictive personality, especially where Poker is concerned.
C) Top bloke, regardless of whatever happens he will be your mate and stand by you.
D) Genuine
Wow fella, have you had too much to drink? Youre looking seriously Russian.
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the guy who just kicked your ass.
dude, he's the russian!
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Russian is a variant of beer pong played with completely full cups. For a 10 cup vs. 10 cup game played with 16oz. cups, this equates to approximately 15.5 12oz beers per side. If someone on the opposing team hits a cup on your side, you have 60 seconds to finish your cup. If you fail to finish your cup and/or vomit, both you and your teammate forfeit a round of shots and you must finish the remainder of your beer before you shoot again.
Due to the fact that cups are full to the brim, balls frequently "skip out". Occasionally, a ball will skip out of a cup and balance in the roughly triangularly-shaped space between three cups. This is called a Trifecta, and all three cups the ball touches must be consumed. The player who's turn it is to drink must drink two cups in two minutes, and his teammate must drink one cup in one minute.
Team are only allowed to re-rack with 6 cups or 3 cups remaining, and players must alternate which cups they drink (ie: if your teammate feels like may throw up, you can't take his next cup for him). When you hit the final cup, your opponents each take rebuttal shots on your remaining cups until they miss. Cups made via rebuttal must be consumed in the same manner as if they had been hit during the course of regular play.
If the rebutting team hits your final cup, a 4 cup vs. 4 cup overtime period is played. Overtime is played under regular rules, and the team that originally hit the final cup shoots first.
"Hey man, you wanna play pong later tonight?"
"Nah, fuck that. I wanna get wasted. Let's play Russian."
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The Russian President is the person in charge of Russia. The current Russian President is Vladimir Putin, but not for long. In 2020 the Russian will Vote Kokichi Ouma as their new leader
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the new Russian President?
Person 2: You mean Kokichi Ouma?
Person 1: Yeah! He's a way better President than Vladimir Putin was
Person 2: Yes he is
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... and underneath you'll find the second-rate Genghis Khan. This tradition involves violence, cruelty, and lying from the Mongols. Such a state will inevitably become thoroughly corrupt, violent, paranoid, technologically and socially backward, but the Russkies don’t care 'cause they have lived all their lives in authoritarian shithole, i. e. those ignorant tools simply cannot even think of any other model of government.
If Joseph Goebbels were alive, he would be jealous of how well vatniks are saturated with propaganda and the majority of them are jingoistic Putin followers. Sure, anyone can listen to this Führer and his Reichsminister of Foreign Affairs, Sergey Lavrov's statements as long as you keep in mind that 90% are lies and 10% exaggerations - perhaps they all live in a parallel universe as sovoks did in Soviet times.
Putinstan's attack on Ukraine has shown that the war has been proven to be a clusterfuck, they have failed on many levels. Vladolf Putler's dream is to restore that shithole to true superpower, the dream might come true when he is at a respectable age of 120.
A watched pot never boils, therefore Putler's military has adopted once again the good old Mongol tactics; massacres of civilians, tortures and rapes. Like their Asiatic ancestors, they are destroying all infrastructure such as water supply, granaries, hospitals etc. etc., and schools especially if there happen to be children, those future Nazis are a potential threat to Putinstan.
Scratch the Russian and underneath you'll find the second-rate Genghis Khan - more than 250 years enslavered by Mongols has its effects.
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A new buzzword/ boogeyman of the U.S. Can be added to the list of stereotypical enemies of the United States such as terrorists and communists.
A computer just got hacked? It has to be Russian Hackers!
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