Code for not doing shit at work
Boss: Hey, what are you working on today?
Employee: Well, first and foremost, I plan to maintain a high level of situational awareness.
Boss: Outstanding.
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Something that is a potential hit or miss. Or perhaps, something that would require a decent amount of energy but might not necessarily pay off.
Additionally, this phrase emphasizes the lack of probability of any given outcome.
Hey this gumball situation movement is a real gumball situation.
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A sudden and urgent need to drop a monster mud bomb out of your hind quarters.
Our first date was going fantastic, but then out of nowhere that burrito I ate reared its ugly head and I had a defecation situation on my hands.
When you're sexually attracted to one very specific body part, to such an extent that that's the only thing you're looking for.
"I don't have a type"
*Looks in your porn folder*
"only thighs. such an albedo situation"
The sudden out burst of profanities that is released when something unfortunate happens. Most commonly seen when a person stubs their toe.
Shawn had a bad case of Situational Tourette's the other night when he banged his bad knees on the coffee table.
You can't bust into situational tourette's every time you miss the eight ball, man.
When a visual artist comes into an environment that they want to change, they work with what's in the situation and install their works based on what will enhance the space rather than ignoring where it is and just building from scratch.
The artist described himself as a designer, programmer and situational installationist, the later of which being a term he made up.
To take care of business, to do what you gotta do. -Noah Rouse
That guy is talking to bae! Aight bruh, I'm bouta assess the situation.