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To fart into a oscillating fan amd have your smell whirl around the room like a twister
We were at that party last night and I gave the living room a skunk tornado.
The key tornado is the immaculately timed act of planning the ejaculation with the water tornado whilst draining the bath resulting in the spiral descent of semen . Bonus points if your mum or dog is in the bath with you.
Ami: hey bro what did u do last night?
Kelman: just some drugs and pulled a cheeky Kel Tornado
The visual sight of swirling beer cans and trash in the back of a pick up while traveling down a roadway.
Created by the vortex (draft) coming over the top of a pickup into the bed. The vortex creates a swirling tornado of debris that soon flies out of the bed and litters the highway with garbage.
Joe Bob created quite the visual as all the crap in the back of his pickup created a Texas tornado while traveling up Interstate 45.
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This technique requires an electric drill with the 'drill bit' replaced with either a cirlindric rough splintered piece of wood, sometimes covered in course sandpaper. This piece is then inserted into the anal cavity and the drill is then activated. This allows ripping into a layer of the rectal lining. This technique is best used when the recipient has diarrhea. The recipent must also empty themselves whilst being 'drilled'. The drill is then quickley replaced by their partners mouth allowing the free flow of feces and blood to fart into their mouth. This is then kissed into the recipents mouth. This can cause serious mouth infections. This technique took off in the last decade and hit the mainland in 2001.
Tongan Tornado my ass hard and don't spill a drop.
Ok.
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One who resides in a trailer park and often finds themselves chained to a lawn chair and a six pack out in front of the double wide when the sirens begin to hum. Often resides in or near tornado alley and believes the "F" scale of tornado damage is actually the factor of "Fun".
See also Toby Keith's "Trailerhood" music video
Bo: How many people must die before we realize God hates trailer parks?
Forest: Easy, man! My Uncle Cletus is a tornado jockey!
A very good song from the 1990 Megadeth album Rust in Peace, a song about ending a dysfunctional relationship, a personal experience Dave Mustaine went through then made a song about it with Dave Ellefson, Marty Friedman, and Nick Menza.
When I listen to Tornado of Souls I always turn the volume all the way up when Marty Friedman does the solo.
Texas tornado
A wild girl that wants it all ,Wants to love you but she is too crazy,she fucks everything up and destroys everything but somehow you still love her she's a Texas tornado I'm telling you...