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Afternoonal

When a person's activity and awareness is often at a peek during the middle of the day.

I can't ever seem to wake up early in the morning, I must be afternoonal

by Sasko40 November 6, 2011


afternoon drowsies

A state of serene reverie bordering on sleep, often induced in hours following lunchtime.

“Kyle sometimes naps in his cubicle when battling the afternoon drowsies, especially if he was up late chatting with Rebecca.”

by aljenacceber June 29, 2022


golden afternoon

When you wake up late in the evening to someone urinating on or around you.

Sarah woke up to a golden afternoon after Tom urinated on her leg

by Depressed kitten October 22, 2022


Afternoon Delight

When you have diarrhea during a long drive, but cannot find an exit and you pull over, take out a Target bag, and shit directly into/onto the bag, while being partially in the car.

Made famous by Tommy Olson on the Power Trip Morning Show (2/15/24)

“I must’ve ate something rough last night, I had an Afternoon Delight on my way to the farm

by internetdad22 February 16, 2024


Afternooning

(Noun) social event among friends between lunch and dinner where they spend time together –normally involving alcohol consumption– in a relaxed mood.

My Spanish friends spent the whole afternoon afternooning at Sophia’s terrace

by Rufus Willis April 20, 2024


Poop-Afternoon

An afternoon in which the bois gather together in a mass shit fest

Are you coming to Poop-Afternoon?
It’s a shame Sam couldn’t make it to Poop-Afternoon.

by Yeeeteyfnxheis June 3, 2019


afternoon guru

A person who rises, arrives, or acts after the "Early Bird". A person who is habitually active or wakeful in the Afternoon. Never on time if something is scheduled in the morning, always staying at home when invited to a night-time event, and sleeps for more then 8 hours a night. Typically up between the hours of 11am-9pm.

"He's an afternoon guru! He will never make it to the meeting by 8!" "Is Katie coming to the bar tonight? No, she an afternoon guru. I wouldn't count on it."

by ExtraSweetLu November 8, 2019