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You lay on the floor and feel for vibrations of people walking. Usually to become aware of another persons presence during masturbation to prevent being caught in the act.
-I almost got caught jerking it last night by my mom, luckily I managed to cover up before she walked in.
-How did you know she was coming?
-I was pullin' an apache!
A term used by military personnel to sidestep questions about their actual job, especially when they don't want to get specific or even talk to the person asking the question. The name comes from the fact that the AH-64 Apache attack helicopter doesn't actually have a side door for a gunner.
Obnoxious VetBro: "Bro you're in the military? Dude I was too! What's your job?"
Servicemember minding their own business: "Uhh, I was an Apache Door Gunner..."
Obnoxious VetBro: "Oh sick bro! I didn't know they had those!"
When you pack you foreskin with chewing tabaco and use sheer force to spin your dick around in a helecopter like motion to pack the tabaco then use the momentum to swing it into your butthole
“Hey little dude you should get out of here we’re about to do The Apache spulunki“
When you pack you foreskin with chewing tabaco and use sheer force to spin your dick around in a helecopter like motion to pack the tabaco then use the momentum to swing it into your butthole
“Hey kid get out of here we’re about to preform The Apache Spulunki”
When a girl is giving a blow job while twisting/touching a guys nipples which leads to a yell/moan that sounds like an Apache war-cry
Hey Steve is that blood on your shirt?
Oh yeah it’s my nipples, my girl gave me an Apache war-cry last night, it was amazing!
The best goddamn helicopter there is to live, literally.
AH-64 Apache Attack Helicopters are cool.
Stranger #1 : “Who’s apache?? “
Stranger #2 : “Do you live under a rock? Apache is the shit!”