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A rotten avocado behaves like a vegetable in its natural habitat. A Jakob Ip is therefore the definition of a rotten avocado.
OMG a rotten avocado, must be Jakob Ip!
When a girls tiddy flopiness exceeds that of fried egg titties
Janet’s old ass got right up on the brunch table and started twerking and she whipped out the sweetest set of avocado tits I ever seen
The revered King of the Rochester area yikyak.
Person 1: "Did you see Blue Avocado's good morning post?"
Person 2: "Yes! Not even my parents cared this much."
a low life obese fat youtuber who thinks being a slop is "Trendy".
jim: you r so fat like nikocado avocado
Dick taste like warm avocado.. so it means dick
"What does it taste like?"
"LKinda like avocado... but warm avocado"
This is the most erotic, pleasurable act a man can receive. It will leave you speechless.
First lather and cream a moist Brooklyn bagel in clench worthy avocado. Then it's the main act. Insert ones women slayer (penis) into the drenched bagel. It can only get wetter from here... Once ejaculation arrives smother the bagel and enjoy your breakfast.
Tawanda: Guess what happened last night.
Greg: What?...
Tawanda: I caught a stranger in my house avocado toasting.
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