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When a girls tiddy flopiness exceeds that of fried egg titties
Janet’s old ass got right up on the brunch table and started twerking and she whipped out the sweetest set of avocado tits I ever seen
Dick taste like warm avocado.. so it means dick
"What does it taste like?"
"LKinda like avocado... but warm avocado"
Thomas and ava mushed together to make a couple
Thomas and ava couple of salty avocado
The sort of person who's wallet contains a Labour Party membership card and a Waitrose advantage card.
The sort of person who thinks eating whole-foods can cure social injustice.
A derogatory phrase used to describe an evangelist of contemporary vogue ideology. One is often blinded by the vain sheath of their desire to be virtuous and often come into conflict with their own political bias and beliefs.
He was an avocado socialist, with a self help reading list.
when you go grocery shopping with your crush and all you can do is look at each other
(looking at you) "we need grapes and avocados"
(looking back at me) "mhm"
(looking at you) "yeah, like, totally"
(looking back at me) "oh yeah, ahh, we'll get there eventually"
(looking at you) "woah, ha? Mmmh. Cool"
(looking back at me) "grapy grappolinos, huh, and avanti avo-voca-cado-do re mi fa so la ti doooo!"
(looking at you) "ahaha, yuppy. Like fruits. Thats sexy"
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A rotten avocado behaves like a vegetable in its natural habitat. A Jakob Ip is therefore the definition of a rotten avocado.
OMG a rotten avocado, must be Jakob Ip!
This is the most erotic, pleasurable act a man can receive. It will leave you speechless.
First lather and cream a moist Brooklyn bagel in clench worthy avocado. Then it's the main act. Insert ones women slayer (penis) into the drenched bagel. It can only get wetter from here... Once ejaculation arrives smother the bagel and enjoy your breakfast.
Tawanda: Guess what happened last night.
Greg: What?...
Tawanda: I caught a stranger in my house avocado toasting.
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