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The instantaneous "break-up" that occurs between two people the day after "getting together." This normally unspoken end occurs between people who have been "prom dating" or who have just engaged in a one night stand. This breakup is normally entirely mutual and amicable.
Could also refer to a rather malicious end initiated by one person to a brief, one night romance.
Person 1: Hey, what happened with that Alice girl last night?
Person 2: Eh, we had fun, but it ended with a wake-up break-up
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the exact reason why your uncle is crying in the other room.
hey uncle dick, i need a roblox girlfriend break up d any ideas? "not yet im gonna go to the other room".... hoof glad thats over. "whats wrong uncle dick?"
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The day you break up with your girlfriend. The official date is February 13, so that you can save the cost of flowers and candy normally expected on the next day by the girlfriend. Spend the money on yourself and enjoy IBUD day.
"International break up day" will free up some money this year. On Valentine's day, I will reward myself with a Bass Boat, Harley, or Hooker. I deserve it because I am a financial genius. Long live IBUD day!
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an act that occurs when best friends or just one of them loses interest in the other, normally followed by a grieving period but for some people its not necessary
If she continues this rude behavior I will have to Best Friend Break Up with her.
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When two people split up,but like the cheese on a pizza stretches but never breaks, neither does the relationship.
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A common technique used by women all across the world, whereby they wear excessive make-up after a particularly painful break-up in order to make themselves feel more attractive. The resultant level of foundation on the face is often compared to a light cake or biscuit based dessert.
Dave: Dude, I saw you broke up with Stacey...
Tom: What the... How did you know, we haven't even made it Facebook official yet?!
Dave: Only had to look at her face man...
Dave and Tom together: Break-up make-up...
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A relationship that takes several break-ups and make-ups to end, rather like trying to tip over a soda machine by rocking it back and forth.
"Did Jack and Jill get back together again? This is like the fourth time"
"It's a soda machine break up. Give it time, they've almost got it tipped over"
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