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A shit taken in someone's car usually in an act of revenge or defiance. Often left as a message in a poorly parked car.
Terrell played lookout while Juan took a shit the size of an axe handle in the back seat of Benny's Cadillac. When Juan finished Terrell looked in and said, "Mutha fuck! That is one big ass Detroit Burrito!"
They laughed as they left and Juan turned back one last time and yelled, "Welcome to Dee-fuckin-troit, bitch!"
A phenomenon wherein the tortilla is so tightly wrapped around a burrito's filling that a structural weakness develops.
Eventually, the burrito's innards begin protruding from a thin point in the tortilla, causing the mixed juices of the burrito to seep out. The juices typically mimic a brown color and thin viscosity that resembles anal leakage. Hence, the resultant orifice of the burrito is referred to as a "burrito butthole".
Commonly manifested in the gargantuan San Francisco-style burritos served at Chipotle.
Person #1: "Oh no, I'm starting to get a burrito butthole."
Person #2: "Quick, suck on it before the juices start to escape!"
Person #1: (Sucks on burrito butthole)
Person #2: "Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about..."
Person #1: (Stops sucking on burrito butthole. Slowly begins walking away from Person #2.)
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1. a life changing experience.
2. a street food dish (Burrito) from the world famous World Street Kitchen (WSK) that features red curry chicken, fried rice, basil, cilantro and secret sauce.
i just got bangkok burrito'ed..... aka my life has changed.
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The delicious phrase that succeeds the already tasty "cool beans."
1) Intended to be a replacement or an expansion upon "cool beans." According to the prophecy, all cool beans will eventually be made into neato burritos. Their fate is inevitable-- it is only a matter of time.
2) Means "cool" or "awesome," but can also be a form of approval or for closing a conversation in a simultaneously witty and dorky manner.
"Whoa, check that out!"
"Dang, that's neato burrito!"
"So I'll pick you up at 7?"
"Sounds good."
"Neato burrito."
"I just got an iPad!"
"Cool beans, man."
"Actually, it's 'neato burrito,' now."
"Shut the hell up, Matt."
" :( "
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Verb: to defecate - especially large single turds
Pardon me from this great first date, I have to go drown a burrito.
When a person (usually one, can be more) lies on one end of a blanket and rolls to the other side with the starting end held, wrapping themselves up in the blanket. When finished they look just like a burrito.
Or a pig in a blanket, just with a human and an actual blanket
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A burrito for Chinese people.
Can symbolize a big fat Egg Roll which is rolled up like a burrito.
Hey Kent, let's go to Acupulco and order a Chinito Burrito.
Hey Reyna, did you see that chinito burrito when we had for dimsum last weekend?
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