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A common disease acquired by individuals that frequent the bar "Buzzard Beach", located in Westport (KCMO).
It's symptoms include:
--Thinking one is "tough" or "street" because they frequent the bar.
--Dying one's hair black and teasing it to great heights and then applying obscene amounts of eyeliner.
--Carrying around brass knuckles on one's keychain as to let the world know "not to fuck with you".
--Delusional thinking that involves superiority to the rest of the human race based on location of consumption of alcohol.
--The aquisition of mulitudes of extremely trendy tattoos and piercings.
--Passive agressively writing insults to other people that one considers "posers" (and who are most likely friends of the writer) on the walls of bar bathrooms. Usually, insults involve the words "poser, bitch, whore, cunt, cuntface, fucker, dirty, vag face" ect.
--Being too trendy for your own good. I.E: looking like one has walked right out of a Hot Topic ad.
--Wanting to fight EVERYTHING and EVERYONE, and always pussying out before the first blow is thrown.
"That girl you fucked last night has Buzzard Beach Syndrome and wrote that you were a bad lay on the bathroom wall in black sharpie last night."
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When the male is having sex with someone not so attractive or annoying, he shoves his penis in her butt then pukes on her back. She'll start flapping her arms and the two together will look like a pissed off buzzard then she gets sick from the smell of the puke on her back then she pukes making this a double angry buzzard.
The Angry Buzzard back fired on me. making this a double angry buzzard!
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the ability to cause a stinch so profuse that the possibility of a buzzard being knocked off a shit wagon is actually thought of
His breath could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
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a phrase used to describe a powerfully awful smell, or a lingering stench of profound funk.
Good God man, that fart could knock the buzzard off a shit wagon. I think I'm going into olfactory shock.
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something so rank it cannot be described
That kid's b.o. would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
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to smell very bad (often with could, or would)
Damn, the smell of that those gym clothes is enough to knock a buzzard off a shit wagon if you'll pardon my language.
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Is a freaky dark monkey that smells like marijuana and wet dirt. And hates all white people that are not part of the KKK
Hi my name is Attack Buzzard