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bisexuals who are in the closet or refuse to except that they are bisexual
Julie is a total closet bisexual !
"Someone who hasn't outed their sexuality yet"
Al is probably a closeted gay.
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A girl who appears to be a prude, innocent, and conservative, but in reality she thinks of sex all the time and pictures dirty scenarios in her head throughout the day.
Stephanie: I literally can't stop thinking about sex, its all I can think about.
Jasmine: I know exactly what you're going through, I have had sex dreams for 2 weeks in a row. I'm such a closet nymph.
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A quiet place where one can go to have a little personal time to regroup and compose themselves.
Dan: You really hurt Mark's feelings.
Ry: He'll get over it after a trip to the Cry Closet.
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A self-proclaimed democrat or liberal who's actions and opinions more closely resemble a republican or conservative. Also called a fashionable liberal.
He's such a closeted Republican. He claims to be against the death penalty but joined up on that band wagon lynch mob without a second thought.
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Basically a closet for snacks. First discovered on OneTopic's "The straights are NOT OK"
"Did you steal my cheetos out of the goodie closet again?"
"It's my cheat day and I was hungry."
When a person is closeted, but everyone knows that hey are gay.
Chelsea: *asking Lauren* Who are you kissing under the mistletoe?
Camila: Me!
Lauren: Nooo *gay panic*
Inside Chelsea’s mind: Wow Camila’s in the Glass closet.
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