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When you meet someone special that is a half arm amputee. He/she grabs your penis with their good arm and you crank the "nub" pumping it, up and down like a an old fashioned water pump. The stroke is depending on what speed you want them to go
**Works the most efficiently when you are face to face
Bro, she gave me a colonial water pump last night and it was awesome
A Middle School in Plymouth Meeting, Pennsylvania. Everybody is 90% sure that they all have a massive orgy on a PLT day. The assistant principles inicials is P.F. Chang. The place is littered with legging wearing, Starbucks drinking, Apple drone, ugg boot, self centered melodramatic teenage girls and NIKE wearing wannabe athletes with really shitty haircuts and poor communication skills. Cesspool of shit, but hey, At least it aint in Philadelphia.
"Ever Wondered what Adolf Hitler and a banchi would make?"
"Colonial Middle School"
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A school where female catches Std and get pregnant left and right also for school for niggs who is retard as fuck
Dude don't date her she go to colonial high school
A colony that people live in where they can be away from the rest of society and can live out there sex slave fantasies some playing the part of sex slaves and others there masters.
John's living in a sex slave colony.
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A sudden die-off of the bee population in a hive or colony. Blamed on cell phone radiation. Abbreviated CCD.
Beekeepers where shocked and stunned, when they learned, that their once thriving hives, had been emptied due to an occurence of colony collapse disorder.
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An awesome track from The Postal Service's album 'Go First', second only perhaps to 'Such Great Heights' or 'The District Sleeps Alone Tonight'. Definitely a great song for any mix CDs or any other listening. Good message, good song, great band!
I'll be the phonograph that plays your favorite albums back as you're lying there, drifting to sleep, I'll be the platform shoes and undo what heredity's done to you, so you won't have to strain to look into my eyes, I'll be the winter coat with buttons zipped up to the throat, with the collar up so you won't catch cold...
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A group of people in a Discord server/community who behave overly wholesome to the point of arousing suspicion as to how they actually behave behind closed doors, or will behave upon a mask off moment. They're generally seen in groups, posting hugging emotes upon seeing other specific users, making comments like calling others cute in the midst of an on-going conversation, and a few others.
Although it isn't all that common for someone in a Discord Kitten Colony to secretly be terrible people, it's incredibly noticable when they reveal themselves as such: typically by either starting a flame war, having a meltdown, or saying something to get banned.
"What's up with all those guys posting the :cuddle: emote when seeing each other?"
"Oh, don't pay much attention to them, that's just the server's Discord Kitten Colony."
"Any specific users I should be concerned about?"
"The guy with a Zero-Two PFP secretly hates gay people and the guy with the Courier Six avatar likes lolicon. The rest are normal. Well, relatively normal."
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