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Look at that hippie in his jerusalem cruisers
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Getting to punch your siblings with a "slug bug" isn't as fun now that there aren't many Volkswagen Beetles on the road anymore. There are however Many PT Cruisers.
"Bruiser cruiser, no bruiser cruiser back!"
"Owwww! Moooooooom!"
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the ugliest most horrific creature ever made
It's always driven by some fat chich
and the fat chich must have:
*some article of red clothing
*capris(which are also an abomination)
*and megarolls all over their body
"Dude...I'm gonna throw up just looking at that pt cruiser"
"dude...me too! and also puke from the monster inside"
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The ugliest car that will ever exist.
"I drive one of those 70's station wagons with the fake wood crap on the side"
"But those are so ugly"
"Until you park next to a PT Cruiser. It makes you feel like you're driving a Mini Cooper no matter what you're driving."
"Hey, let's see how ugly a car can be and still sell"
"I wonder what an old Beetle would look like if someone tried to make it an SUV and also tried to make it the ugliest car ever"
-Person pulls up in a PT Cruiser-
"Oh"
"Have you ever seen an obscenely ugly car?"
"Yeah, it's called the PT Cruiser and you get uglier every time you look at one"
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The thickest car to ever drive the roads.
Daaaaaannng check out the rear bumper on that PT Cruiser
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The process of two or more individuals challenging eachother into finishing a case of vodka cruiser first without either,
1. Passing Out
2. Reguratating
3. Giving Up
Man, whoever wins the cruiser challenge is the fuckin' champ!
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