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When someone undergoes sexual intercourse without prematurely cumming. This makes them a lot more popular with their girlfriend/wife and overall better in bed.
Bob's girlfriend loved how great he was in bed because he always could go the distance and always came when she did.
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Meaning stay yo dumb ass at home by your self.
Bae: You wanna come over I'm alone
You: Hell no I'm social Distancing THOT
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A general drunken measurement of time, not specific but usually 5 - 6 years.
Its been a super distance since I saw you last.
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The perfect length between two men when their dicks can touch. Like gently brushing the lips of your lover, but like with the holes on your dick.
My dick distance only grew shorter as something else got longer.
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An excuse to avoid people you don't wanna see during the Corona pandemic.
Girl: I'm not doing anything today.. so bored...
Me: Wanna hangout?
Girl: oh....Umm I'm social distancing right now.....
*Girl posts on story with her and a group of people later*
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When someone you know for a very long time suddenly says
that they are going to move real far away, like Crapville
Arkansas even though you live in Seattle. Usualy causes great
hearache in the person who is left behind.
"That woman really dropped the distance bomb on that poor guy
saying that she is going to move halfway across the world
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The gayest distance between any two points on a grid.
Josh: Hey what's the rectilinear distance from here to Taco Bell?
Andy: Shut up, fag.
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