Meet the engineer

Hey look buddy. I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems.

A shot rings out and a bullet hole appears next to the Engineer's head

Engie: Not problems like "What is beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

Another two bullet holes appear, on the other side of the Engie's head.

Engineer: I solve practical problems.

the shot zooms out to show a level 2 sentry shooting offscreen while the Engie takes a long drink from his beer.

Heavy: AAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

Engineer: For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind?

A level 1 sentry turns around and shoots a sniper who was trying to creep up on the Engie from behind.

Engineer: The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.

Another level 3 sentry fired a salvo of rockets, blowing up someone offscreen.

Someone, probably the scout: MY AAAARRRMMMM!!!!!

a blown-off hand lands at the Engie's feet

Engie: Like this, heavy-caliber tripod-mounted little-old-number designed by me,

Engie kicks the hand off screen as a level 1 sentry blows it apart

Engie: Built by me,

A level 1 sentry shoots offscreen

Engie: and you best hope;

The Engie's expression darkens, and he stares right at the camera

Engie: not pointed at you.

have you seen Meet the engineer?

Mastering Engineering

An online homework program designed to rob college students of their hard-earned money and serve as a crutch for professors too lazy to write their own homework assignments or to teach. Its purpose, beyond making millions for the publishing company, is apparently to reduce the number of engineering graduates in the United States by utterly demoralizing and destroying their confidence in an effort to force them to drop the program and/or kill themselves.

I used up all but one attempt on this stupid Mastering Engineering problem, before I realized it had switched everything to kiloOhms instead of Ohms! And then I still got it wrong! FML!

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engineer gaming

The Engineer from the FPS video game Team Fortress 2 gaming

engineer gaming: engineer gaming

Person 1: engineer gaming

Person 2: engineer gaming

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Over-Engineered

Anything made by Stuff Made Here YouTube channel

That lock was over-engineered.

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engine guardian

A Person Whose forehead resembles that of an Engine Guardian off the Game Elder Scrolls. Someone whose speech consists of every racial slur in the game and writes long love letters to egirls.

Dang, look at Miami and his big ass engine guardian forehead over there.

Engineer Eye

Your standards for female attractiveness are substantially lowered after attending Brooklyn Tech for a good period of time, mostly because of the sheer lack of attractive women in the entire building. Known as engineer eye because of the brooklyn tech mascot, the Engineer.

Dude who goes to Tech: Hey man, that girl's pretty cute, should we go talk to her?

Dude who doesn't go to tech: Yo that's a monkey spreading its ass cheeks, you totally have Engineer Eye

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Over-Engineered

1. Anything made by this doofus.
2. Your mom

Have you seen the channel "Stuff Made Here". His stuff is really over-engineered.