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Its cocaine
The Krabby Patty Formula is just cocaine lets be real
An Formula One racing team/constructor. Formed by Sir Frank Williams and Patrick Head, the team was formed in 1977. All Williams chassis used FW-XX parameter. (FW stands for Frank Williams).
Hey, do you will join the Williams Formula One Team?
The krabby patty formula is a formula for the sacred krabby patty, crafted in the Krusty Krab by Spongebob himself. For years on end their business rivals The Chum Bucket have been trying to obtain this formula and bring the Krusty Krab down, but so far they have failed miserably.
Plankton: I'll get that krabby patty formula one day, crabs!
Mr. Krabs: Fuck off plankton you tiny little wanker. Just you wait until your asleep I'm gonna get me daughter Pearl to shove chum down your fucking throat while I pin you down and rape your tight little ass you cunty little bastard.
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The formula one must use when determining at what age it is socially acceptable for a male to date/marry/etc a female.
Generally stated, the guy's age divided by two, plus seven.
Cale is 26. Cale's age divided by 2 is 13, so adding 7 to that gives you 20. Thus, by the rules stated in the Creepy Guy Formula, the absolute youngest girl Cale can date is a 20 year-old.
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The actual amount of guys a girl has slept with, not the amount stated
actual # = 2*(given #) + (given #)/2
A girl said she hooked up with 2 people... its actually 5 by "the girl number formula"
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The Angle of the Dangle x The mass of the ass = The heat of the meat
What is the formula to ass fuck someone? -Arbiter
look it up. its called the Anal Penetration Formula. -John
From SpongeBob SquarePants the Krabby Patty Formula is Cocaine which is why all of fish of Bikini Bottom are hooked on Krabby Patties
Plankton: I'll get that Krabby Patty Formula one day Krabs!
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