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A large residential shithole that is the king of slums in Southeast Washington D.C.. If you don’t live here you have business being here. If you get lost in the District and end up here you really fucked up. Washington Highlands is among the most violent neighborhoods in the District of Columbia. Approximately one third of the city's 181 homicides in 2007 occurred there. On January 2008, city officials discovered that Washington Highlands resident Banita Jacks had been living for months in her row house with the bodies of her four murdered children in advanced states of decomposition upstairs.
(Guy 1): Let's go to Barry Farm's n get some green.. We should goto tha Highlands and get a hooker.
(Guy 2): Im down with Barry Farms but.....Washington Highlands???? Are you fucking crazy?!?
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A rich, pretentious neighborhood, mostly full of rich, conservative, Caucasian Christians, located in Dallas. Highland Park is full of simple minded idiots, who frown upon individuality. In fact, just about anyone who isn't rich, conservative, straight, Caucasian, or Christian is fair game for their bullying. In Highland Park, people care more about their money than other people or even the environment. Highland Park highschool, obviously located in HP, is comparable to an insane asylum. Most of the school's "darling students" spend the weekends drinking, screwing eachother, and getting high of ADHD medication. Most HP highschool girls dress like sluts, and act as if they rule the world. Pretty much every girl wears shorts under a foot long, with a shirt so oversized you can't even see the shorts. As far as credibility, I've had the misfortune of attending the school for the past two years, and I've hated everyday of it. If you aren't a typical "Parkie", as they're called, then you will spend almost everyday in HP feeling lonely, depressed, hatred filled, and/or suicidal. Highland Park is Hell, bursting at the seams.
Normal Day in Highland Park highschooll
Parkie1- "Hey dude, did you smoke some of that shit with the swim team over the weekend?
Parkie2- "No man, I was too busy drinking with the football team. Hey look, a person with a different religion!"
Parkie1- "Ha, go kill yourself, you stupid fag. No one likes you"
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In concern of Highland Park, Illinois...
Where the japs and rich reside. Where the lawns are emerald and the sky's blue and the beach is always calling your name. The money is so normal that a BMW is the equivelent to a Toyota. Basically, it's the most amazing place in the world. The expectations for kids re Ivy League, for the adults, doctor or lawyer or a highly respectable position. The gossip is hot but the kids are hotter. Highland Park is home to Jews, and only a couple of wealthy Christians. JAPs, preps, and posers. Summers are spent at sleepaway camp, or at homes in the Hamptons or fancy vacations. Winters are filled with trips to ski towns in Colorado and tropical vacations. Throughout seventh and eigth grade, bat/bar mitzvahs populate the weekends. To sum it up, ridiculously wealthy families, gorgeous kids, tons of drama, and pretty much one of the most rich towns in the United States.
Wow, look at the glow coming off of her too good to be true body...she must be from Highland Park!
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As an alumna of Highland Park, I can say with confidence that "HP" is a safe and friendly community, full of well-to-do families with parents who earn a substantial living as a result of strenuous work in college and graduate school. I do apologize, however, for the "teeny boppers" who have added rather "un-eloquent" personal definitions that are not representative of the general population.
One Highland Park student: "I am so H-O-T-T hot cuz i dont care wtf you think you piece of outside of HP white trash"
Rest of Highland Park: "I wish girls like that would mature a little bit before they learn to speak. They are embarrassing."
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Highland Park IL, is a rich neigborhood north of Chicago. Most kids here are like clones of one another. That is being rich, acting stupid and being good at sports. Also, kids that are the least bit unique are outsiders. Most kids are jewish and the others constantly state that they want to be. Emo is a fun joke among jocks and cheerleaders. The popular kids in HP say it is the best place on Earth, It's not.Not everyone here is hot, a lot of popular kids are either fat or are in serious need of a nose job.Take it from me I live in HIGHLAND PARK.
Normal conversation in Highland Park.
Jock to cheerleader: Look at me I'm so Emo! (Shows fake cuts on arms.)
Cheerleader: (Laughs her head off) That is sooo funny!
Other Cheerleader: OMG! I like totally forgot to do my homework last night. Quick, what's 2+2?
Cheerleader:(Thinks hard) I think it's 5!
Jock: You are so smart. Meet me after class,I've got to pick out a new Porche. I crashed my other one last night at the party.
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Highland Village, Texas is a growing city located west of Lewisville on FM 407. The majority of the population consists of a ratio of 50 Dude Bros to one female. This city is a shady party spot controlled by five cops, and the coolest place to hang out is a Starbucks located on Morris. The citizens just received their first movie theatre in 2008. Yippee.
Fuck that party in Highland Village! I want to have fun.
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