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Someone who sucks the soul out of you and not in a good way.
Drains you of all positivity through their need to be negative and moody. If they aren't whinging they're not happy...which is the irony!
Here comes the mood Hoover, I wonder what they have to whinge about today.
1. An abortion;
2. Giving someone a hickie;
3. Accidentally sucking in and breaking something with a vacuum cleaner;
4. Attempting to blackmail someone back into a romantic relationship with threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. Often associated with Borderline Personality Disorder. A hoover ;
5. When a company outsources your job to a country outside of the United States to save money;
6. Oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum. A blowjob;
7. Purposely taking advantage of others by borrowing things and not returning them.
1. I got her pregnant. Cost me $750 for the hoover maneuver and $100 for roses. Beats child support every time.
2. If you go out with Justin, wear a turtle neck to protect yourself from the hoover maneuver. A stun gun will help, too.
3. I shredded the lamp cord – sorry mom – bad hoover maneuver. Next time, maybe you should do the vacuuming.
4. My BPD ex-girlfriend tried a hoover maneuver – said she would kill herself if I didn’t go back with her. WTF?
5. IBM used a hoover maneuver to relocate my job to India. Think I'll move there to get it back.
6. On my birthday I asked for a hoover maneuver. I got an upright model. Primo!
7. Marcus acquired all his lawn tools using the hoover maneuver. I asked him if he wanted to borrow my wife.
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Simple a vagina that sucks dick. A woman with skills using her pussy to massage and rythmically squeeze a penis like a milking machine on a cow's tit. A slut that (very well)screws everybody but you.
Dude, she is such an asshole. She uses you. How can you stand her. She's not that good looking, either. I don't get it. WTF?
(looking timid) Man, I can't help it. I got sucked in by the hoover cooter. I can't leave the most amazing piece of ass evar. It's like screwing a moist, hot, gentle vacuum cleaner. I'm numb.
Any member of the Hoover street gangs that has maintained its affiliation with the Crips street gang.
Hoovers..got their name from the streets in los angeles where they originated and before an alliance with Raymond Washingtons Avenues Crip they were known as Hoover Groovers..during the late 80s Hoovers had spread from L.A. to the east coast of the U.S as far north as MA, and as far south as FL. after 1995 most Hoover Gangs referred to themselves as Hoover Criminals due to disputes with ECC and the Rollin 60's neighborhood crip gangs...there are very few Hoover gangs claiming Crip, The Hoovers predominately wear the color Orange However those claiming crip integrate blue...Hoovers have nothing to do with Larry Hoover from Chicago, however they have been known to ally with local gangs of all backgrounds IE:18st, IGC, and so on....
Q: who you ride 4?
A: 52 Hoover Crip, Ima keep gr52vin till tha world stop m52vin!
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Some one that sucks on a dick like a vacuum
Janes got such a hoover mouth!!!!
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Same as grab the vacuum meaning the act of masturbation. This act involves a man loving himself too much till his seed is released.
Dude she is so hot!!!! I am gonna grab the hoover, I'll brb after like 2 mins max.
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The name given to an attractive man (or lesbian) who has the uncanny ability to walk into a room and have women throw themselves at him/her without any effort whatsoever.
Hey man, there's no point trying to talk to any girls in this bar. That pussy hoover in the corner has sucked up all the available talent.
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