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When your old lady don’t want to fuck, you wait until she passes out, and blow a load in her sleeping eye socket.
That stupid bitch left me hanging again, so I gave her the hot tub of love.
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While receiving Fellatio in a hot bath, one shoves their partner's head under the bath water. While their head is submerged the other defecates into the bath water during climax.
Dude one: "That chick asked me for a dutch hot tub!"
Dude two: "gross man, what did you say?"
Dude one: "I was like 'Damn bitch, you nasty!' then i shoved that hoes face in the water!"
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The Sickness felt the next morning after sitting in a funked up Jacuzzi filled with Bacteria.
Dude, I was partying in a hot tub with some friends last night and woke up with that "sick" taste in my mouth. I think that Hot Tub was all funked up. I got the "Hot Tub Flu" for sure. It happens every time. No more Hot tubbing for me - EVER!
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To pass gas or "fart" while your lover is giving you a blow job. A form of foreplay especially popular in Seoul.
Dave: Why is Candace pissed at you?
Dude: I gave her a Korean Hot Tub. Made her gag in several different ways!
Dave: LOL. U da Gentleman!
Peanut Gallery: LOL LOL
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Sitting in a warm tub of water, and passing gas (farting) in order to produce bubbles.
I ate so many beans today my bathtub is going to be an Amish Hot Tub tonight.
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When a man pours beer in a bowl, then put is balls in it and a straw. He then blows bubbles into the bowl until erect. Then he drinks the beer.
I was so lonley last night, that I decided to go for a german hot tub
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There are two male homo sapiens in a relaxation machine called a hot tub, maintaining a distance of 5 feet from each other because they have no sexual/romantic desire with each other which is referred in a term of homosexuality or being gay.
2 guys in a hot tub, 5 ft apart cuz they're not gay
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