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Semen
A male's first discharge of jizz by way of any sexual act
We are so proud, Sandeep produced his first issue at scout camp this weekend
An organization viewed by the public as authoritative on a particular issue, which provides cover to elected officials for a controversial decision on that issue. In plutocracies such as the United States, in which the boundaries of acceptable political discourse are very limited, the issue validator often serves the additional role of helping to marginalize more populist views. The issue validator typically has an unrecognized conflict of interest which can be anything, though it is most often financial or political. Note that this term should be used with extreme caution, as the user will be instantly revealed as a non-supporter of the plutocracy.
In the following dialog the Fraternal Order of Really Old People is the issue validator:
"Hey Bob! Did you hear about the plan to give every old person a pony?"
"I dunno Andy. I heard that it'll cost a lot and some really old people don't want a pony."
"Nah, Bob. The Fraternal Order of Really Old People supports this plan."
"Well, Andy, if FOROP supports it then I feel better. But wait a second, didn't I read somewhere FOROP has a side-business selling ponies?"
"Nah, Bob. They only license their logo to the finest pony growers. It's totally different."
"Thanks, Andy. Sounds like I got some bad information from a disgruntled blogger."
Abortion
Stem Cell Research
Gay Marriage
Guns
Jesus and God
"Sometimes called the 3 G's. Jesus, Guns, and Gays."
Christian conservatives vote entirely on the wedge issues.
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A magazine homeless people sell to earn money.
I have no home so I sell the Big Issue on weekdays to afford food.
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1) a problem one has controlling his/her temper over trite and trivial concerns, usually resulting in broken walls and furniture as well as lots of swearing
2) physically assaulting someone for TKing you while playing Halo
3) threatening the well-being of said TKer for laughing about it
*angry Kevin gets TKed by Andy*
*Andy Laughs*
Kevin: what the fuck are laughing about, it's not fucking funny!
*Kevin hits TKer*
Kevin: don't fu cking do that again, or i will fuck your day up!
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When you need a tissue, but don't have one on your person, which then causes an issue
I almost had a tissue issue but i had a tissue in my pocket and therefore there was no issue.
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The willingness to do something but does not have the capability or lack the skill needed. Usually, this is described to someone who is bad at something.
"Damn bro, this kid has some skill issue cuz he did so bad."
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