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Something Laina (Overly attached girlfriend) would eat for a million dollars
"I would definitely eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars"
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A belt or scarf is used to tie two men together at the neck. The men must be butt naked and each will attempt wrestle the other to the ground. The loser ends up on there back first.
We were arguing over a gine, to end the dispute we decided to lizard fight.
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1. a hilarious comedy group that made puddle cruiser, super troopers, and club dread.
2. a lizard that is, in fact, broken.
1. broken lizard is the best comedy group since monty python
2. hey look at that lizard. its broken
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Hands-free male urination.
This is what happens when a male person urinates without using any hands. Controlling the wobbly "lizard" is quite "tricky."
"Hey I just did a tricky lizard!"
"My hands were all nasty with grease and tar so I had to pull a tricky lizard."
(of a man) to masturbate.to stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure.
"If to flog the lizard is a sin, I know a lot of sinners," said the old man.
The Jesus of Lizards. Long ago in a mystical land filled with unicorns and Zaxby's chicken franchise there lived a lizard with unusual powers. This particular lizard could lick twice an hour as opposed to the other lizards at the time whom were only capable of licking once per week. This lizard was soon relicked and worshiped among the community of fellow lizards. These lizards then enslaved a race of monkeys to construct temples that would please the Lizard Jesus. Lizard Jesus scale covered hide is now found on modern day cans of SoBe.
"Lick." Lizard 001
"Lick. Lick." Lizard Jesus
A new street drug that can be bought and sold easily causing a user to halucinate blue lizards. Users feel more comfortable with bags on their heads.
1. "Dude I just got high on some Blue Lizard!"
2. "Why the fuck are there blue lizards everywhere?"
3. "Why is there a bag on your head?"
"I'm high on Blue Lizard."
"Ohhhhhhhh..."