Llama Belly

That rumbling noise your belly makes when you are hungry or something doesn't sit right. It can sometimes be painful and usually happens in exams but it's okay, it's just the sound of a Llama eating its way out your stomach.

Beware, Llama belly gets really loud in exams and is very very embarrassing!

Yeah, now you got Llama belly.

papa llama

A warm cuddly father figure that loves to give warm hugs and is one of the kindest people. Everyone including friends loves Papa Llama. If you have a papa llama in your life, hold onto it as it is a special gift to cherish for life.

Friend: I love Papa Llama! He’s the dad I never had! My favorite dad of my friend!

Ride the llama

To take hard drugs in the early 90’s, specifically in the company of Michael Sheen.

I would give my left tit for the chance to ride the llama

Street Llama

A person who, when given directions, stares blankly as if to say, "I don't have the slightest clue what you are talking about."

You don't need to spell it out. What do you think I am, some kind of street llama?

Llama Thrust

A future alternative to Horsepower.

How many Llama Thrust in that 2020 Prius?

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The Llama Song

A funny, odd, random song that gets on your nerves after a while, but most songs do. I mean, *put favorite song here* would get on your nerves after you listened to it 50 times without stopping and in a rather high pitched voice.

Google it or put in a Youtube search. Now, because you are clearly not busy. The Llama Song. Now.

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Quiet Llama

Taken from one girl at summer camp, the phrase "Quiet Llama" refers to someone who is so tired that she or he is practically delirious. A Quiet Llama can be found laughing hysterically for fifteen minutes non-stop, randomly asking people "Would you like some felafel?", Placing their pink, see-through underwear on their boyfriend's hair, and generally not making any sense at all.

"I am such a quiet llama right now. I need a nap."
"God, did you see Cassia last night??? She was a total quiet llama"
"Please, don't call Molly when you're being a quiet llama. You'll never get off the phone."
"EMILY! ADRIENNE! I'M A QUIET LLAMA!!!!"

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