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The phenomenon of how shorts or pants can seemingly be consumed by a rotund person’s ass while they walk.
Dam, Stacey’s shorts look to be disappearing by the assgrabber machine!
Abbreviation Ass To Mouth Machine. Not to be confused with an Automated Teller Machine, which would be redundant. An Ass To Mouth Machine will, for a fee deducted from your card, perform the obvious sexual service.
No man, look for the sign that says ATM, not ATM Machine. The ATM Machine will just sodomize you and take your money.
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A machine that makes Automated Teller Machines.
That ATM machine was made by an expensive machine.
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1. /THE/ Gods of metal music, although they let themselves down with the albums where they experimented with their sound, namely The More Things Change, The Burning Red and Supercharger (which admittidly contain good songs). Found retribution with the almighty "Through the Ashes of Empires".
2. The pegs on your guitar's headstock that you use to tune your guitar.
3. Band that features the legendary Robb Flynn. Who is in turn the god of all metal.
1. Holy fucking hell have you heard Imperium by Machine Head? They are truely teh gods of metal!
I can't wait for Machine Head's new album, it will fucking own the big one!
2. I like to keep my guitar's tuning pegs nice and shiny with a good polishing every so often. Ohhh yes.
3. Robb Flynn > You
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A raging coke addict, typically female. A coke machine is the sort of girl that will do two lines so that she can sleep better, or down so many lines that your drug dealer will start getting suspicious of your own buying habits because you are dumb enough to supply her habit. Think Michelle Pfieffer in Scarface, or Scarface for that matter
Dude: That Lilo has a problem. It was 2 hours after last call at the club, the sun was rising and I saw her cut out and do 3 lines just because.
Dude 2: Yea she's a real coke machine
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Freakin' sweet skateboard company that makes hard-ass boards that last and last. the best Bloodsucking Skateboarding Co.
"Yo I split my shit blank deck so now I'm riding this tight Toy Machine.
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a cock so massive, that when it ejaculates, gallons of jizz erupt like a volcanic explosion. When hitting the person of target, the jizz propels her many feet back with force, and cum is stuck all in her hair.
Jessica was giving me head, and I brought out my jizz machine and knocked her head off.
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