Rural Dictionary

F major

The act of having sex on top of a piano, typically the large, grand piano type.

Guy 1: (looking at Hot Girl on stage) "I'd really like to F Major her!"
Guy 2: "Yea I know, there's a piano right there too!"

by Motzart February 21, 2012

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Literally the masses and/or "the mainstream" of modern society who usually have little to no imagination nor toleration for ANYTHING unconventional. Basically a very Star Trek like BORG comprised of the overall populous, who do what they are told and rarely rock the boat, unless people of financial clout see money to be made in adopting (and eventually killing) something unconventional and/or "alternative" within respective multi media or even societal slogans, that DO end up with the watering down and eventual decimation of an idea and/or product as the collective majority thinks it hip.

If you are one who thinks for yourself, speaks your mind, and more or less goes and does what they want, YOU ARE NOT in the collective majority. ---but your life will be 10 times more difficult to live since you made a choice to be yourself and not parrot the current mantra of your less than imaginative or "self vigilant" society.

by Mercenary X99 November 20, 2011

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major oof

An injury that causes a lot of pain, like getting hit by a car going 25 mph

John: Look at this video of a guy falling off a roof!
Matt: That's a major oof

by TrueHarambe August 1, 2017

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Major Key

This is probably the most popular DJ Khaled catch phrase. Sometimes Khaled will say “Major Key” “Major Key Alert” “🔑” — all of these are Khaled sharing the keys to success. They usually consist of working hard and never giving up on your dreams.

Major key: Be true to you

by crazyones February 17, 2016

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