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a girl who knows absolutely nothing about fucking; one that just lies there and doesnt do shit. They're about as animated as a sex doll.
Man i was totally looking forward to fucking that bitch...then she turned missionary muppet on me...
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A sexual position where both parties wear bandannas around their head, talking only in Urban Dictionary slang.
I was pushin rope with wifey, Urban Missionary style.
She then called me a wussy, and stole my rhymes with her finger.
She then yelled, "You've been served!!! You lose!!! Sucka!!!"
Afterwards, she broke up with me, and I met her little sister and practiced the Dirty Al in front of the mirror.
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One who partakes in a furry helmet
Hot dog! I never knew Charles was such a twat missionary
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Having anal sex with your partner from the front.
Aka Canadian Anal
“I love it when Daryl goes down under but stays intimate!”
“Australian missionary is the best!”
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A condition which occurs mainly in men, and results in red, slightly sensitive elbows, caused by prolonged friction with a couch, while in the missionary position.
"Hey Mark, did you see Steve? He's got some nasty Missionary's Elbow."
"Yeah man, he must have had a good time with Claire last night. He's got a hickey too."
Both - "Sweet"
Mark - "Dumb-ass wore a T-shirt though"
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a 10 mile horizontal mountain top neighborhood filled to the brim of stuck up aarping elders.
I took a scenic drive on missionary ridge and all i could concentrate on were the old people complaining about sore hips or backs.
I warned you man, Missionary Ridge is a warzone of aarping.
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