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pecker stains

ejaculation stains left on the mattress- or any surface- after a sexual experience

A junk yard salesman says "I'll take the frame, but I don't want your mattress- it probably has pecker stains all over it from you doing your girlfriend on it in the woods"

by tricky84845854 July 3, 2009

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pecker face

adj./noun A term used to in place of "dick head". A put down with more of an impact than dick head. Also pecker head.

You are such a damn pecker face, you ran over my dog!

by Jono December 13, 2003

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Pecker Shot

The act of having a person get down on their knees, at the penile level, and having the receiver slurp up beer or alcohol while the cup or glass is being held by the giver close to his/her pecker. The act is often followed or proceeded by the giver playfully saying: "Pecker Shot!"

I asked everyone at the party if they wanted a pecker shot and only one guy accepted it!

by alpafi April 5, 2011

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pecker-slap

A sexual act that Paris Hilton is quite accustomed to....being slapped in the face with a floppy dick.

Also used as a slang term for getting your ass kicked in a game of some type.

OMG LOL I just got finished getting pecker-slapped playing counterstrike.

by The Toe August 6, 2004

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pecker tracks

dried cum stains left after a sexual experience

after joann gave me a great blow job i noticed pecker tracks on the seat covers

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

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Pecker shits

This is for when you take a piss and it smells awful, or resembles a smell of you shitting from your pecker

"Man that was a good piss"
"Dude what the hell, you have pecker shits turn the fan on!"
"My bad bro"

by birdmanswag November 18, 2014


pecker-snot

cum, jism, man-milk, goo, wad

He exploded sending his pecker-snot all over her face

by todd Gack December 23, 2004

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