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The worlds fastest female swimmer, who is also a political and religious leader. Michelle approves of hard work, dedication and helping out her community. If someone does not work hard, Michelle will give them a slacker picture, which includes of picture of the person slacking with text going across the picture saying "slacker". There are 3 parts of Michelle and the majority of what Michelle thinks is what Michelle approves.
"Man, look at those people swimming!"
"Michelle Phelps definitely approves"
"Should we swim today?"
"Most of Michelle Phelps is here and approves"
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The head of the Westboro Baptist Church. An incredibly hateful man who runs godhatesfags.com and godhatesamerica.com. According to this incredible asshole, the GI's getting killed in Iraq are God's punishment for not persecuting homosexuals. His cult has picketted their funerals with signs like "God Hates Fags," "America Is Doomed," "Thank God for Dead Troops," "God Blew Up the Troops," "Fag Soldiers in Hell," and "Thank God for IEDs." He's a horrible example of Christianity and has a big surprise coming for him from God when he dies. He is linked to thechristian identity movement, a white-supremacist organization posing as a church.
Here are the people in Hell, according to Fred Phelps.
Matt Sheppard
Reggie White
Ronald Reagan
Martin Luther King
Corretta Scott King
Mr Rogers
All US casualties of the Iraq War
The victims of the West Virginia coal mine disaster
It should be noted that Freddie had met several times with and praised the leadership of our best buddy Saddam Hussein.
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the greek god of cannibus. also occasionally known to swim.
Michael Phelps to the people: Praise me all ye people, for I supply that which is best- green and gold
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Jake Phelps is an absolute legend in skateboard history (1962-2019) and was the editor in chief of Thrasher magazine and also picked the skater of the year every year before he passed away. Jake is known for his love and passion for skateboarding and being 100% skater with no kids or wife, just skating and being 100% committed on a board whether he made it or not. "If skateboarding ever gets too scary for you then you were never meant to skate in the first place". There is so much more to say about this man but ill be wasting time. Go fucking skate!!!! Hell Ride
Skater 1: this dude gnarly who the fuck is he?
Skater 2: he's the legendary Jake Phelps, editor for Thrasher.
Skater 1: he's gnaaaaarrrrly dude, he makes me want to go skate Burnside
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Amazingly quick sex in an Olympic sized pool.
Dude, how'd the date go with Emma?
Good, after BBQ we waited 30-min before jumping in the pool to do it phelps-style.
Named for Michael Phelps, these are the fastest swimming sperm, therefore the first to fertilize he egg, but were definitely smoking something.
Chance: "I blew it when I told her I wanted to stick my thumb in her butt."
Jared: "Your dad must've had some Phelps Sperm, cause you're half-retarded.
A sub-type of dank that has golden hairs and crystals. Formally named after Michael Phelps and his gold medals.
Man, I smoked up some Golden Phelps last night, and damn was I trippin'.