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When you tie a string around your penis so tight i turns purple and have oral sex and when your going to blow you insert it analy to your partner and losen the string so a massive jet of cum pleases her/him.
my girlfriend made me give her a john pleaser purple dick.
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A line from the popular hit single, "Black Beatles" by the hip-hop group Rae Sremmurd. The group confirmed that the popular line is in reference to an entertaining performer whose talent pleases the surrounding audience.
Did you see Beyonce's Super Bowl performance? That girl is a real crowd pleaser!
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you cum in a girl three times with your pepperoni and it pleases her!
I cave your mom a 3 cheeser pepperoni pleaser!
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A beaver pleaser describes someone who gets pleasure from stimulating their partner's clitoris. Often, this term describes someone for whom eating pussy is the best kind of sex.
Me: Omg she's so hot. I can't wait till she puts that pussy on me.
Friend: You beaver pleaser!
Me: *snorts*
Someone that claims to be more sub serviant than everyone else.
Don't you try to cry to me and pretend to be the biggest chode pleaser of us all, I know that's some bullshit.
When a man shits a log so wide that it presses up against his prostate, evoking a sense of euphoria and potential light-headedness as it passes.
Brian had been so backed up for the past few days that he was afraid taking a shit would hurt, but to his surprise just the opposite happened, his shit that day turned out to be a prostate pleaser.