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The act of taking a particularly smelly shit, especially in a public restroom, leaving a stench that lasts for hours and forces others either to gag or to hold their breath until they exit the facility.
Damn! Someone's rendering possums in the men's room again. I couldn't even stay long enough to wash my hands.
when a group of people climb into a tree and each finish a six pack of beer before they climb down.
Me and the bros fell out of an oak while at a possum party.
A persons bad haircut mixed with dirty, flat, spiked and greasy hair. Bed Head The hair looks like a dead possum that's been run over by large trucks Road Kill a couple hundred times.
Dan came to work again with Possum Head. Hey Possum Head, when are you going to wash your hair?
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An animal typically found inhabiting basements, garages, and other locations typically associated with motor driven machines. Signs of a wood possum infestation include but are not limited to: tins of Grizz, 2-liters of Diet Mountain Dew, and empty bottles of Jeremiah Weed.
The Wood Possum was spotted in his natural habitat reading Pirate4x4.com and contributing to the Ford discussions.
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When you have to take a serious dump and someone sits sidecar to you and you wait for them to leave without making a sound.
Dude, I was taking a serious dump and some guy side carred me, so a pulled a stinky possum until he left.
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Meaning really, really neat, most of the time very unusal/unique ;There is awesome, then there is awesome possum!
Fred: Sup' my man?
Bob: Turns out Rob Zombie is my dad
Fred: Awesome Possum
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A low quality babysitter to whom you entrust your children so you can have sex with a rando
I’ve got a sure thing tonight... I need to find an Urban Possum for the kids