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Printer Ink

The most rare and conserved substance, followed closely in cost by antimatter

I had to print my poster the day it was due so the school library made me pay $2.50 to print a single side in color. That damn printer ink drained my savings account faster than the school desktop took to pull up my document

by noob_chungus_3D October 15, 2022


printer ink

something you buy, and it seems like you need it again after 2 minutes

p1: "printer ink is so expensive"
p2: "ikr"

by ihfsdihaoifd September 25, 2021


Dumb printer

A really fucking dumb idiot kid

Wow he’s actually mentally unstable, he must be a dumb printer

by Hey hoes <3 March 19, 2019


No Printer

Factual, referring to truth. A fax machine is being used instead of a printer, making a play on words to say "facts"

No printer, the game was game changing.

by apotter96 March 26, 2024


Hotdog a Printer

When you put a hotdog in the paper tray of a printer and run it.

Lewis: "Hey Jeremy, what are you doing tomorrow?"
Jeremy: "I think Xavier and I are gonna go to the library and hotdog a printer."

by BruceLeeStarExplosion August 29, 2021


HP printer

don’t buy it

hp printer, just dont

by Kanye Southeast June 1, 2024


The 3D Printer Manouver

When you heat the tip of your penis with a kettle, you cum and shit yourself at the same time, therefore using that steamy cum as glue for 3d printed sculptures.

"I 3d printed a model of my mom last night, painful but worth it....." the 3d printer manouver

by youdontwannaknow222 February 21, 2024