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The sexiest and most hardcore drink ever made. Containing 1 shot of vodka, 1 shot of rum, 1 shot of tequila, and 1 shot of everclear. Sex raptor will be sure to knock you on your ass. Traditionally served as a sno-cone or a slushie, a sex raptor can take on many forms, as long as it still maintains is basic 4 parts.
Oh my god! no way! this place sells Sex Raptors! Imma get me one, get my sexy on mo fuckka!!!
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When a female arches her back in a Myspace picture to emphasize her gazongas and her badonkadonk.
Check out how hot ++/Chelsea\++ is in her raptor back picture!
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When an extremely nerdy kid walks with his hands in front of him like a raptor. He must lean forward and stick two fingers hands out. Raptors creep around corners and are always unexpected.
"Look at that kid, he's a fucking raptor. He's doing the raptor walk."
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anytime in which velociraptors are effing awesome. (It is rarely not raptor time)
When one says it is raptor time, he/she follows by making a velociraptor call.
Man 1: Excuse me, what time is it?
Man 2: I believe it's about 4 O'clock.
Man 1: Oh my watch says it's Raptor Time.
Man 2: ---
Man 1: MMMNNNRRRYYYAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
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When the sign language for "awkward" is combined with pretending to be a dangerous dinosaur which has tiny arms and walks on two legs. The posture of the body is crucial. One must bend the knees, and arch the back, while walking. To do the sign for awkward extend your thumb, index, and middle finger, forming an L with your left hand. Do this with both hands on a flat plane in front of you, pointing with both hands at about a 45 degree angle. For extra emphasis, curl each finger a bit! The Awkward Raptor is used in moments of extreme awkwardness, and is five times more badass than using any non-extinct animal.
When Timmy, Gigi, and Rebecca bumped into their philosophy professor at a hookah bar where he was making out with their old sunday school teacher, they all immediately turned around and did the Awkward Raptor.
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A minor birth defect wherein a person's second (and in extreme cases third) toe is longer than their big toe.
This condition occurs more often in females than in males, and is said to be an indication of Egyptian ancestry.
Also see: raptaho
That girl Britney, she can't wear flip flops. She's got a wicked huge raptor toe.
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Long grass, must be long stem and very green, tall enough to hide a pack of hunting velociraptors.
Come on, keep moving - we’ll be safe just as soon as we can traverse this raptor grass.