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the rocket summer is an indie/soul one man band. Bryce Avary plays all the instruments and has a GORGEOUS voice.
i wish your heart was mine.
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Someone who sexually arouses a male dog on purpose, causing the poor pooch to get a red rocket.
Dude, what are you, a red rocketeer? Quit rubbing my damn dog’s belly and making him stiff.
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when one inserts a plastic bottle of soda in their ass... base first, then jumps up in down to aggitate the soda, then puts on skates and stands on the sidewalk outside their appartment, unscrews the cap to release the soda and propel themselves down the street, Popularized by fancy cat lovers who relish the feeling of the bottle's shrikage.
fuck me I saw a guy doing a ronnie rocket downtown
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A Kickflip which flips almost vertically.
Daing did you see that rocket flip? It almost raped him!
Rocket Kickflip is dangerous.
(n) The hardest fucking thing imaginable. It's combining Rocket Science and Brain Surgery. Be careful while doing it.
Person 1: "Hey, could you help me with striking this Fresnel?"
Person 2: "Dude that looks like Rocket Surgery to me, hard pass."
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One who thinks they're so smart, but really dumb as a sack of hammers.
That man is a real rocket scientologist.
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The act of giving or receiving a blow job that results in the sound of a jet engine.
Yo, I met this chick that gave me rocket head and I had to clean her up before she left.