When someone licks you ass while jerking you off and tickling your balls with their eyelashes at the same time
Dude. He gave me a Irish rusty trombone and I came all over his pillow.
3π 6π
When a male or female is face deep in a males backside and proceeds to use there hand as somewhat of a trumpet.
(1)Tron: Yo dawg, what the hell was Martha doin to you last night when I walked in on you both"s.
Eddie: Givin my ass a good old Rusty Trombone Reach-around
(2) Dangle: Hey Abraham
Abraham: Ya Dangle
Dangle: How about you wake up and Rusty Trombone Reach-around my sexy self
Abraham- Go to sleep Dangle
14π 3π
Receiving a rusty trombone while holding your partnerβs legs over your shoulders, thighs on shoulders so they are upside down along your back face to your ass
I was going to go the gym but I made my girlfriend give me an upside down rusty trombone instead.
A threesome variation on the standard rusty trombone. While a girl is eating a guy's ass, she adds in a Dutch rudder for the other girl. Essentially guiding the other girls arm as she jacks off the guy's cock.
What a wild night, we even had a girl sitting Second chair rusty trombone.
6π 5π
This is a sexual act in which your partner gives you a rim job and a reach around at the same time Rusty Trombone. However, in this variation your partner removes their false teeth and clamp down on your testicles as hard as possible.
I thought Sharon wanted to make up for all those years of treating me like crap by giving me a Rusty Trombone for my 40th birthday. But she Charlie Browned me by pulling a Rusty Nutcracking Trombone on my already sore balls.
11π 4π
When you perform oral sex on the rectum of someone, and blow into their anus to create a gas bubble that will produce feces immediately.
I really didnβt mean to blow that chocolate rusty trombone last night, left a bitter taste.
The act of a trombone being blown by a rusty man
AKA a nigga playing the saxo
Wow, that reverse rusty trombone is the new John Coltrane