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Sandman
A mythical creature, about 6'2 in height with long grey hair and whiskers. Resembles an ugly yeti or sasquatch.
The Sandman lives in the sand dunes near Blackpool. He preys upon males who live and work in the local area, and uses cider to lure them back to his seaweed lair for a strum on his 'guitar'. If the cider trap is unsuccessful The Sandman will just suck off or bum the unsuspecting young men on the sand dunes then slope off on his merry way!
Sandman:- Hello young man, would you like to come back to the seaweed lair to drink cider and play on my twanger?
Young Man:- No thanks, Sandman, i am just walking my dog in the Sand Dunes.
Sandman:- Ok young man, that is not a problem, i will just bum you here. It is dark, secluded and nobody else is around!
Sandman - Notorious Meth cook from Ellwood Pennsylvania. Tragically got busted in March, 2011
Methhead 1: Dude have you had the sandman’s meth?
Methhead 2: Yeah, it has to be the best meth around
When you start masturbating as soon as your sleep meds start kicking in and finish before you pass out.
Took 4 PM's last night and "Beat the sandman" to dream world.
A game where you take sleeping medication then try to masturbate to completion before you fall asleep.
Bro, wake up. Why you sleepin in the living room with your dick out watching porn? Was you playing the Sandman Game again?
Sorry. Looks like the Sandman got me.
The act of throwing a cup water on an unsuspecting victim with hopes that it will dissolve them.
Candys lied awake in her gammy's bed that night hopping to see if the Sandman existed. When a figure walked past, she totally sandmanned it thinking she was catching the Sandman himself. Turns out, she ended up sandmanning her own grandmother.
When you use rohypnol on someone then fuck them and take a selfie with them.
"Your going to be arrested sandman humping"
When yo bitch is passed the Fuck out and u wanna do the dirty, so u u just Fuck her anyway!
The next morning she wake up and say "Damn... it hurts so bad I feel like the sandman fucked me in my sleep!"
Yo man I totally sandman hump my girl every night.... worst part is...that dumb bitch really think it the sandman! Hahaha!