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Flam Scale

The Flam Scale is used to determine/measure a guys masculinity rated on a scale from 1 to 100, 100 being very flamboyant.

"did you see the way he just flipped his hair? hes definitely a 98 on the flam scale."

"Wait! Is he wearing a V-neck? That rates a 99 on the Flam Scale!"

by missingsocksitsaconspiracy July 22, 2009


Sphincter Scale

Some people are very {uptight}. They are tense, anxious and often very controlling or argumentative. What's important is their effect on other people. People's blood pressure goes up. Conflicts arise. Uptight people high on the sphincter scale cause are so tight in their rear-ends, that they cause tremors wherever they go.

She'll probably ruin the party because she's so uptight. She's a 10 on the Sphincter Scale

by Chris Rickety Spritz March 24, 2017


The Flatulence Scale

The measurement of a Fart’s magnitude. Defined on a logarithmic scale similar to the Richter scale.

The highest recorded fart had a magnitude of 9.2 on the Flatulence scale but some say there are much higher unrecorded farts with magnitudes of at least 15

by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021


scaled and icy

twenty one pilots or Twenty One Pilots or 21pilots or tøp sixth studio album. The clikkies are waiting for it to come out may 21 2021. Some idiot leaked it 2 days before.

I CANT BELIEVE SCALED AND ICY WAS LEAKED 2 DAYS BEFORE

by Banditøbaddie2103 May 20, 2021


Luminert Scale

The scale that can be used for giving scores to basically everything, from TV- shows to level of comedy. Most of the things on the luminert scale are ranked with a high, if not the highest score - 10/10. The way of selecting the fitting score is simple: you just have to determen if one part of your category has some kind of value, and you don't have to worry about the rest. If that is true, your "thing" is a perfect 10/10, and if not, then you would give it a 9/10. Scores lower than 9 are non-existent.

Darijan: "Kakegurui was an awful show, but it had great art so it must be a 10/10 on the luminert scale!"
Your mom lol: "Yes, Demon Slayer as well!"

by Single local mother, age 34 January 3, 2021


Kinsey Scale

The Kinsey scale attempts to measure sexual orientation, from 0 (exclusively heterosexual) to 6 (exclusively homosexual). It was first published in Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (1948) by Alfred Kinsey, Wardell Pomeroy and others, and was also prominent in the complementary work Sexual Behavior in the Human Female (1953).

Here's the scale:
0 Exclusively heterosexual
1 Predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual
2 Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual
3 Equally heterosexual and homosexual
4 Predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual
5 Predominantly homosexual, only incidentally heterosexual
6 Exclusively homosexual

Beth likes to have sex with men and women. I guess that would make her around a 3 on the Kinsey Scale?

by Mikitira July 10, 2006

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T.M.I. Scale

A system of mathmatical equations for finding the actual size (not just the length) of a man's penis, as refered to on South Park.

Guy 1: Bro, i measured my dick and its an 8.3 on the T.M.I. Scale!

Guy 2: Nice dude.

by Ryry February 9, 2012

41👍 9👎