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A really fucking stupid show about trashy fuckasses. I live in New Jersey, and it's NOTHING like that.
Jersey Shore is a disgrace to my state.
A widespread dialect used by teens in the Shore Regional area of NJ (West Long Branch, Oceanport, Monmouth Beach)
Brian: If you ain't speaking Shore Language, then whatchu speakin?
From Auckland's North Shore, in New Zealand, the shore girl is a very real phenomenon. Typically white, wealthy and arrogant, the best thing that can be said about them is Shore girl, sure thing. A typical day is spent eating, shopping, causing trouble, getting drunk and then fucking random strangers or relatives.
Their counterpart the shore boy necessarily adopts a tough posture to compensate for their Metrosexual garb. It is often said that the only way you can tell the difference between a Shore girl and a Shore buy is that the shore girl has a higher sperm count.
The Shore girl exclaimed loudly, "I've had all the cocks of Torbay in me, now onto Devonport."
The Shore girl's mum said, "Don't fuck that one, he's only got a Japanese car, you want European."
A new clique created by a bunch of jersey shore wannabees, who have arrived to the point that they have decided to dress, talk and live the Jersey Shore lifestyle;even arriving at the final stage of creating their own little group proclaiming themselves as 'The Brunswick Shore' in Ohio.
guy1: wow look at that douche
guy2: yeah unfortunately we have a Brunswick Shore now
A person, usually female, who can't afford their own shore house but will do nearly anything to stay at someone else's expensive vacation home at the Jersey shore except offer cash.
Also a person who wishes they owned a shore house but can't afford it, but expect others to provide such accomodations for them free of charge. This person usually whines like a child on every nice day about how they wish they were at the beach, interspersed with phone calls to relatives asking when they are going to buy a shore house.
"Maude's staying at their house again? Wow she is quite the shore whore!"
"Kara wants to know when we are buying a shore house because its summer, she's a teacher, and wants to relax on the beach all summer. She's willing to shore whore for you if you buy something down there"
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We're not from Illinois and we're definitely not from the Midwest. The North Shore of Chicago has its own culture, lifestyle and traditions that only we know. We went to public school because they are better than the private ones. We may not have the ocean, but we certainly have beaches. We've had countless movies filmed in or about our area. We know New Trier will always win. We love partying with Scooter & worship Sarki's even though it's been shut down numberous times for health code violations. We're always 20 minutes from the city. Michael's fries, Kafeine's couches, EStreet's prices, Homer's ice cream, Buff Joe's wings, and Denny's late at night will always hold a special place in our hearts. We're rich, we're stuck up, we're better than you (especially the west suburbs) - and we know it. We're the North Shore of Chicago.
You think you know, but you have no idea: This is The North Shore.
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A stupid, dumbass show where the only reason the people are famous is because the men have sex every five seconds and a girl named snooky shows her cunt to everyone, mounts them, then punches them.
Playgirl bunny 1 "Did you see what I did to all those chicks?"
Playgirl bunny 2 "Ya, you should be on the Jersey Shore you whore."
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