crazy ass shredders

a person that plays guitar extremly fast extremly well.
they use many neo classical sound scales like difrent types of major and minor.
They also use many sweep picking techniques

Lorenzo and Dalton are both crazy ass shredders, but Dalton is better.

Guitar Center Shredder

The guy who only knows how to play 2 or 3 songs and uses the most expensive guitar in the store with the amp settings on max.

Customer- "Who's the guy playing Sweet Child of mine that 59'Les Paul?"

Cashier -" Oh, thats just our resident Guitar Center Shredder."

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Shredder Wood

When a shredder is wearing extremely tight pants and walks around the office with a big hard-on. Because the pants are so tight, you can't imagine how a hard-on can be achieved in the first place.

It's bad enough that half-tard walks around in skin-tight pants and bright red tennis shoes, but now he has a boner? Who wants to see that shredder wood?

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Shredder aka Buckster

a corn-yellow toothed individual with droopy titties that snorts while laughing like a hyena @ the workplace. By night, the shredder earns her name by shredding male genital while going down on them with her massive buck teeth.

1.)last night i was with shredder aka buckster and she skinned my cock so bad with those fucking buck teeth. Fuckin buckster
2.)->"hey man, why's your peen bleedin?"
"i was with the shredski last night man"
->"damn that's buckster yeahhh"

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Idaho Cheese Shredder

When you take a phallic shaped cheese grater and shove it up someone's ass.

Keep it up and I'll give you the real Idaho Cheese Shredder.

The shredder!

The shedder is in fact the strongest human on this earth, the shredder has an amazing 6 pack the shredder is a pro hurler and can sail the 7 seas when she feels like it, the shredder can be seen in a gym 24/7. Shredding. The shredders catchphrase is “sorry I was to busy shredding” if u want to see the shredder in person she will be preforming as one of the scary ppl at nightmare realm as the shredder can scare anybody. The shredder likes to prank ppl altough she still has yet to successfully prank the what’s

Person1:OMG ITS THE SHREDDER

Person2: OMG IM GONNA FAINT SHES SO SHREDDED

The shredder!: sorry didn’t see you there I was to busy SHREDDING

Pirate shredder

A pirate shredder is when a female is performing oral sex with cap'n crunch in her mouth and when you ejaculate you scream swab the deck then continue to ejaculate blood all over her body as if she was being shot with cannon balls.

You : yo I was fucking lindsay lastnight and she gave me a pirate shredder.
Ya boi: yo for real?
You : yeah there was blood everywhere.