Sizzle Snatch

The burning, irrated condition one develops upon the outer vaginal region when one tans (either outside in the sun, a tanning bed, etc.) naked

"Ow! I just went tanning. Now my junk hurts!"
"Don't you wear a bikini when you tan?"
"Nope I do it naked."
"Ahahahahaha you have a sizzle snatch."

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sizzle chest

A homosexual act performed between usually Greek or black men, which is traditionally noted for the mixture of semen in matted, generally dark chest hair. One homosexual partner will typically don an apron portraying a cartoon penis wearing a chief's hat and shouting from his urethra "kiss the cook!!" The submissive nubian then calls for a deisel load of seminal fluid which he then mixes nuturingly, to shape and condition his chest hair, conforming to the manner and style of today's "afro."

"Hey little buddy, where'd you get that sizzle chest?"
"Tobechukwu just delivered his man-payload...where'd you get yours, the Albanian boy we adopted?"

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J Sizzle

J Sizzle is the Holy Christ himself, Jesus.

Sheeeesh, we do be praising J Sizzle

Sizzling Second

1/8 of a flaming hour

Yo doggy, I'll smell ya in a sizzling sec.

I'll catch you in a sizzling second son.

sizzle jizzle

When a man shoots a load of cum into a fire

Last year's Fourth of July ended with a drunken circle-jerk and a spectacular mass sizzle jizzle into the bonfire.

Sausage sizzle

A sex move in where the male places his genitalia on a piece of bread. He will the put onions and tomato sauce on the genitalia. The female or “Bunnings goer” the eats said sausage sizzle.

Fuck mate I just go the missus to eat the ol’ sausage sizzle

c-sizzle

white girl rapper. another name for cracker nigga.

yooo was good c-sizzle in here