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A funny joke. When you laugh so hard it makes your uvula flap back and forth.
Matt: "That joke really cracked me up!!"
Andrew: "Yeah, it was a real Uvula Slammer"
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An intricate method for indulging in sex, drugs, and alcohol all at once. To perform a Southland Slammer, you must first fill a kiddie pool with beer (or any other alcoholic beverage), lay down one or more naked prostitutes within the concoction (however they best fit), then sprinkle cocaine (or any other powdered narcotic) on their bodies, and lick or snort it from their private areas (usually the breasts). The usage of higher-class alcoholic beverages, higher-grade narcotics, and/or higher-quality hookers may constitute an upgraded version of a Southland Slammer, known as a "Southland Slamfest".
Did you hear, Ernie? Our good friend Andrew is graduating from law school next week! We're gonna throw him one hell of a Southland Slammer (Southland Slamfest) at the local Best Western!
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Another name for a lesbian. Derived from the act of scissoring that occurs between lesbian couples.
Man that is one sexy clam slammer, her girlfriend not so much.
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A hard seltzer spiked with Vodka.
Usually a Natty Seltzer or White Claw.
“Hey what do you wanna drink at formal?”
“Sorority Slammers”
“Perfect I’ll get Taaka and Aloha Beaches”
When a man from the south slams his penis in a car door for pleasure
Why the hell is he pulling a Mississippi slammer in the parking lot.
The extremely dirty porn you watch to get off, that immediately fills you with shame after orgasm, so you slam your laptop shut.
Term can also be used for the exta dirty sexual acts that occur during the heat of the moment, but you know it's not something you want to discuss after you cum.
Going through a dry spell and my searches are devolving to constant laptop slammer.
A sexual move that involves using KFC grease as lube and putting a chicken leg in a man's rectum. It can be taken to the next level if the women eats the chicken legs afterwards.
I'm gonna give him the Sanders Slammer tonight. Its finger licking good.