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Immortalized by an Eddie Murphy bit, "Have a Coke and a Smile" was a Coca-Cola ad campaign in the early '80s.
In Eddie's bit, Richard Pryor tells Bill Cosby (who did Coke ads) to "Have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up).
Richard: Do the people laugh when you say what you say?
Eddie: Yes.
Richard: Do you get paid?
Eddie: Yes.
Richard. Then tell Bill I said have a Coke and a smile and shit the fuck up, the jello-pudding-eating motherfucker.
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The frog smile is a sexual act performed by a man and a woman. Both participants must be naked with the woman standing in front of the man. The man then leapfrogs over the woman, dragging his penis and balls across her back and head.
Sonic: My girlfriend Amy really loves it when I frog smile her with my spiky four-headed penis.
Tails: That's disgusting Sonic!
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a smilely is smashing someones mouth into the side of a side walk. Afterwards giving that person the feeling that their mouth is stuck in a smiling position.
Shut the fuck up before I give your ass a smilely
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An exclamation made following often bold and manly statements and suggestions.
When asked what Obama would do as a result of losing female support,
Old Spice Guy: Instead of Opening a state of the Union adress with "My fellow Americans," try opening with "Hello ladies" and end with PRESIDENT AB POINT. And if all else fails,
MONOCLE SMILE"
Frank: Let's go play football and then go to Bob's party to get drunk and land some poontang
Joe: Sounds like a great idea,
MONOCLE SMILE!
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A fake smile used as a cover to hide the pain inside. It is something that certain individuals tend to use often, as a constant "mask" of their unhappiness.
1. "Look for the girl with the broken smile. Ask her if she wants to stay awhile. And she will be loved." - She Will Be Loved by Maroon 5
2. "I feel bad for her... She always seems to be wearing a broken smile, ever since her husband died. It must be hard to pretend to be happy once something like that happens."
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Beautiful cute sexy sweet god damn mind blowing out of this world
A girl gives you a cheeky smile and you can't help but smile back its a cute sweet beautiful smile that hits you like a warm ray of sun shine on cold winter's day truly one of a kind think your self lucky if you even meet one person in you life who has a smile like this
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The most beautiful smile in the world. When she smiles, she lights up just like a pinball machine when you hit the jackpot.
I can't remember my own name when she flashes that pinball smile of hers.