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The female version of blue balls.
"Did you have a good time out clubbing, Sussi?"
"No! I had swimming storks all night, man!"
When you make a lot of mistakes in a short amount of time. Similar to a stroke, but it's misspelt.
Message: "Imm havnig braekfst right now"
Response: "What?"
Message: "Storke"
(n.) The time during a woman's first pregnancy during which nobody talks about the baby or being pregnant for maybe 2 seconds. This calm, almost eerie silence, usually occurring early in the 3rd trimester, is soon shattered by childbirth and the spirit-crushing, torrential shit storm that follows.
See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.
Though it seemed for the time being that everybody had stopped speculating about his unborn child's future athletic prowess, physical attributes, and the huge amount of responsibility it takes to raise a child, the man was not fooled.
He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.
When your nipples are so hard the extend out
Can happen from cold water,snow,etc
The water park was so cold I felt storking on my chest
The act of stretching ones scrotal sack over another man's genitalia aka dick and balls.
Tommy was excited because he was about to enjoy a good storking.
When you go to the bathroom, jack off and put the cum in your mouth. You then go back out and eat your girl out. Thus impregnating her via mouth to pussy.
Tim: How did Becky get pregnant?
John: I was storking her.
When you take a picture of a person and take a picture of a stork and then create a photo of what you might imagine the offspring of the two might be
(Taken from Impractical Jokers S7:E1)
Me and my friend just got back from storking his mom.