On an episode of the tv series “The Office”, main character Michael Scott (Steve Carell) realizes he cannot keep a promise he made to a group of underprivileged children ten years ago: that he would pay for their college tuition provided they graduated from high school. These students are Scott’s tots.
Look at that Scott’s tot female. She looks like she wants to be touched by Scott’s parts.
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A delish snack consisting of tater tots, chili, cheese, jalapenos, and sour cream.
Hey Albert, I want some extreme tots, even though it will give me the runs.
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1) This term is commonly used by residents of Columbia, MD. It refers to the many expensive, well-maintained, and well-designed playgrounds installed in the community's recreational parks and along its paved paths. Since they are often partly secluded or located in the woods, they also serve as sites for teenage indulgence.
2) Additionally, "tot lot" occasionally acts as a subtle signifier that the speaker lives in or is familiar with Columbia, MD as the term is rarely used elsewhere. This can be surprising to long-time residents.
1) "The cops nearly busted us for drinking last night at the tot lot."
2) "I hadn't realized that Dr. Jones grew up in Columbia until he told me he took his kids to the tot lot last weekend."
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Preteens or younger adolescent girls who dress like whores. Normally the fake orange tan, short shorts that expose their boy like bodies, low cut shirts that are unflattering because they haven't developed breasts yet and wearing more make up than 60 year old women are some of the characteristics of a prosti-tot.
When Jim and Sally went bowling the other day they were rudely interrupted by ghetto wannabes and little prosti-tots.
Jim: Well we now know where our tax money will go to in the next few years.
Sally: I know. Stupid prosti-tots getting knocked up, when will they learn that you have to wrap it before you tap it?
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Failure to live up to one's preconceived expectations.
"I bought a $50 bottle of wine and it tasted just like Two-buck-chuck."
"Weak tots."
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A child, typically a toddler, dressed up in full formal wear and heavy make-up looking like a prostitute and competing in a beauty pageant.
The winner of that toddler beauty pageant looked like a tot-stitute!
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9 year old kids who worship Andrew Tate to a point of retardation. Also takes everything that comes out of Andrew Tate's mouth as fact, and believes he can beat Prime Mike Tyson in a fight just because he said so.
Mother: "Son, your food is ready!"
Tater Tot: "Shut up woman! you can't tell me what to do! Top G told me to sign up go to Discord University and Buy some Bugatti's and breathe some air!"
Mother: "My Son is a fcking Tater Tot"
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