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Hey peeps do you want to blow a Twistie Treat. Man I could use a Twistie Treat right about now.
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When the giver slobs on the knob in a 180 degree sideways motion rapidly. In one hand is both balls, the other hand jerking the recipient off rapidly.
Bitch if you don’t give me some twisty disty I’m gonna shove my toe up your ass!!!
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A French version of an Aussie slanged “wristy” meaning a “handjob”
Hey guys you’d never believe who gave me a chicken twisty last night
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an amazing and beautiful person that is like no other in the whole world
i wish i could be a twisty love
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To become suddenly affected by an unfortunate event (namely in regards to unfortunate encounters with girlfriends) and to take on a depressed demeanor in response.
Also: Quite literally, the victim's penis twists up and resembles a cork screw. Only alcohol and the lubricating function of the vagina can undo this twisty-dick-ness.
Your buddy just breaks up with his girlfriend:
You: "Awww.. Who has the twisty-dick?"
Your buddy: "... I have the twisty dick..." :(
You: "It's okay, buddy... We'll find a bottle of Jack and a couple of hookers to untwist your twisty-dick..."
Your buddy: "Thanks, buudddyyy...." :D
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A sexual act in which a women is hogtied and penetrated with a fish.
Sorry, dude. Can't hang out today. I have to hit the hardware store and the aquarium so I can Twisty Koi Susie tonight.
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The look you give with your upper lip raised, to some condescending asshole in your face believing that they are "holier than thou". The look that just says, "Whatever Bitch".
I looked over at the dumbass in the car beside me after he nearly hit me with a twisty eyed look on my face.
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