vacuum pussy

A pussy that sucks all the juices out of a dick, must be installed, batteries not included, don't turn on full power or you may take the whole cock off

"My girlfriend used the vacuum pussy on me last night. Now I am fucking dickless!"

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vacuum

slang term used for receiving head

"Gimme some vacuum."
may also be used as code between giver and receiver,"vacuum," then slip away to sneaky location.

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vacuum

A word used in place of 'fuck you'. Word must be said in complete silence...for added emphasis. Works best with women and wet t-shirts.

"I wanna vacuum" could mean "I wanna fuck you" if the words were mouthed and no sound is present.

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Bagless Vacuum

When a man tucks his balls between his legs (in the style of a mangina) while receiving a blowjob.

I felt like she'd earned a treat so I let that bitch give me a bagless vacuum.

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Genital Vacuum

A woman who gives frequent and exuberant head.

"Man that Alyssa is a genital vacuum! She sucked off Sean, Peter and Tom all in the same week!"

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Human Vacuum

One who sucks many a dick, much like a vacuum sucks up dirt. Most of the time it is a woman.

Example 1
Bill : I heard that broads a real human vacuum.
Franky : Yeah, she sucks a lot of cock.
Example 2
Bill (the cox) Clinton : Wow, i'll tell you, Monica is one hell of a human vacuum.

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Vacuum Masturbation

When you use a vacuum's hose attachment to clean the body of the vacuum.

I had lots of fun sucking up the spider webs with Vacuum Masturbation

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