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When the carpet doesn’t match the drapes
Bob: Stormy D. said Trump had Yeti pubes.
George: Man, you would think with a billion dollars he could at least buy carpet that matches the drapes!!
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The specific odour of yeti. Often found in dark woods, mountains, caves and brothels. The smell can be distinguished by its musky stench and it’s ability to arouse any nearby mammals. Does not relate to yowie musk.
Damn I dipped my fingers in yeti musk and I’ve been smelling like a yeti ever since
Have you seen Willie Nelson lately? He told me to throw some yeti musk on and now I can’t stop thinking about rooting mammals
Jesus boy, did you fuck some roadkill? Your dick smells like yeti musk
Immediately after ejaculation from oral sex, the male recipient punches his partner in the stomach forcing him/her to vomit and cause the semen to spew out of their nose. Creating the effect of a Yeti/Dragon.
I punched that chick so hard she Yeti Dragoned all over my Star Wars pillow case.
Large, friendly, furry animal known to giggle incessantly. Became extinct because it had no known skills. The final known Yeti died of peanut allergies after being shot by a security guard with a paintball gun.
Wow, man, you are as worthless as Shreddi the Yeti
It is when a woman if so hairy you can't find the vagina.
"Did you go down on her?"
"No, I couldn't get past the hairy yeti."
Very similar to the Gorilla Mask, the Yeti Mask involves removing aged grey and/or white pubic hairs and applying them firmly on a freshly facialled face so they stick to the face resembling a White Gorilla or Yeti.
Grandpa Joe: I was just having sex with Grandma and I Yeti Masked her.
Jonny: What's a Yeti Mask?
Grandpa Joe: It's when you rip out your old man pubes after giving her a facial and throw it on her face.
Jonny: I want to be Yeti Masked!!!
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the act of having a significant other cut/buzz/shave the hair off of a man's back and/or shoulders.
I asked my wife if she had time to trim the yeti because i'm going swimming tomorrow.
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