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A Zipper Critter is a cute or friendly, familiar name name for genitalia often hidden from view by pants but accessed through a zipper.
Jenny, coming up on her third date with Larry was sure she 'd get to see his zipper critter.
Look at Bruce , he's totally happy. I bet he got some lap time with Lisa's Zipper Critter last night.
When a mans penis is so small, He pees on his zipper causing it to rust.
Kyle's penis is so small he gets a rusty zipper every week.
When you have a pair of pants where the zipper just goes down on its own whenever it feels like it. It goes "rogue" so to speak.
Chad: "Hey man your fly's open."
Brad: "Shit man you're right, it's this fucking rogue zipper."
The act of closing a zipper through the strength of your penis.
James can elephant zipper.
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A female who performs the act of fellatio often.
Last night I picked up this girl at the club two hours later this zipper piggy was goin to town.
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When a guy gets his tally wacker caught in the zipper of his pants.
yo dave whats wrong?
i was just taking a leak when i got a text and my phone vibrated. it surprised me and i zipped up too fast and caught my schwing schwong in my fly
damn, thats gotta hurt, i hate zipper malfunctions
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The act of engaging sexual intercourse while both parties involved keep their clothes on. Analogous to dry humping. Often performed when time factors into coitus.
I heard Ron was with Sally the other day, and they totally engaged in some serious zipper sparks.
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