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box thief

1.When a person you're living with or close to steals from your home/cell.

2.A rat like narcissist with no respect for the people close to them.

You're a liar and Fucking box thief!

Dont trust "shawn" he's a box thief, The guy steals from his friends and his paralyzed mother.

by realnotfakeandbake January 8, 2016

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Urban Thief

When someone says a word should go on urban dictionary jokingly and some asshole steals their idea and puts said word on urban dictionary

Jeff: That's going on urban dictionary haha.

Thief: Haha yeah. (thinks to self) Holy shit he's right! Might have to become an urban thief tonight

by Shroomyy August 17, 2010

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Oxygen Thief

An individual who is so stupid, ignorant and inept that their breathing and existence in any environment or location should be considered a crime due to their inhalation of oxygen that would be better utilized by others.

I can't believe that Mike was promoted. He is the biggest oxygen thief in the office.

by Kernal Oil July 17, 2009

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Word Thief

Someone who steals or tries to claim that a particular phrase, word or common lexicon was made up or invented by themselves.

That Jettie, thinks she invented the word wanklette, bladdy word thief! It's so obviously mine!

by William King II August 8, 2008


Seed Thief

A woman who seduces a man into having sex with her so she can have a baby. The man may be a willing participant in the sex, but has no desire to father a child. He is usually duped into having unprotected sex with the woman. After the child is born, the woman will experience the joys of motherhood while the man is stuck paying for most of the expenses.

"I had a great time with Heather last night!"

"Did you use protection??"
"Nope, she let me go in raw dog!"
"You idiot, that girl is a certified seed thief. You better hope she doesn't get pregnant or else you're paying for her baby."

by Seedthiefguy April 7, 2021

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cord thief

One who "mistakenly" takes USB and power cords from another person because they have misplaced their own.

Lanny - "Hey Dave, can I use your USB cord for your portable scanner?"

Dave - "Sure Lanny, but I want it back because I've heard that you are a cord thief."
Lanny - "You're a douche bag."

by DiggityDitz February 18, 2010


Car Thief

Best defined by the Beastie Boys who have a song by the same name. The song is found on their album 'Paul's Boutique'.

People who want things they can't get on their own. So they lie, steal, step on whomever they feel they need to to get whatever it is they are looking for.

Lyrics from the song Car Thief by the Beasties:

Me and my crew out breaking windows
The bingo the lotto you know I'll never win those
Possession is half the law
I had my routines before all y'all
Your whole life is coming apart at the seams
You ain't nothing but a car thief biting routines
I'm a city slicker I ain't no townie
Right now I wish I had another hash brownie
Like Ricky always said you've got to toke and pass
Or Mookie's gonna kick your fuckin' ass
You try to take what isn't yours like a God damn rat
See personally I wouldn't want to go out like that

by EagleAS February 25, 2011

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